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Eating Sushi

by redshift

You may not be eating sushi correctly

Rejected WiiPlay Games

by redshift

Awesome video of some rejected WiiPlay games. I don’t even want to spoil it.

LOL President Thread

by blue midget

For those of you who don’t read fark.com, check out the LOL Presidents thread.

The Editing Room: 300

by blue midget

The Editing Room is back from a long hiatus with an abridged script of 300!

Thought for the day

by blue midget

Today’s thought: Some people are like slinkies. They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

The Editing Room: Deja Vu

by blue midget

New abridged script from The Editing Room:  Deja Vu

Truth be told, I’ve never heard of this movie, and after reading the abridged script, I’m glad for that.

My Wife Knows Computers

by redshift

When I need a new computer, I rely on my wife. She’s the expert.

wife: what about from Falcon?
wife: I’m totally going to check their site and price out a spectacular computer for you
wife: you’ll be totally amazed at my computer prowess

wife: MACH 5!
wife: the best of the best
wife: and it involves silicon
wife: which is like big boobies
wife: so obviously this is the one you want to get
wife: and I’m going to configure it for you as well

wife: I clicked on the “Bragging Rights” computer
wife: which costs slightly less than your car did.
wife: ok how about the middle one?
wife: it’s like $5k
wife: that’s chump change!
wife: for donald trump.

wife: i selected the chassis with teh FLAMES
wife: what’s a computer chassis?
wife: I don’t know
wife: but this one has FLAMES

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Oh the beemanity

by redshift

Oh the beemanity!

The Abridged Script: The Holiday

by blue midget

The Abridged Script released a very short adaptation of “The Holiday.”

The Editing Room: Casino Royale

by blue midget

New from The Editing Room: Casino Royale!  With a Leeroy Jenkins moment:  “You’re no match for my mathematical genius, Daniel. Your chance of beating me on this hand is only 32.33, repeating of course.