Category: General

  • Cheap Entertainment

    For the first time in over a decade, I have returned to school. While I hold a full-time job, I am taking two classes at the local community college. Were it not for my company’s tuition reimbursement program, I would have had second thoughts about attending due to the expense. The last time I had…

  • United States Constitution Day

    We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America. And yes, I…

  • Alone in the Void

    My email has been strangely silent lately. Come on people, send me an email and give me something to write about — and don’t ask me to write about Britney Spears’ white trash child. My guess is that she had a C-section because she’s contracted some sort of weird sexual cootie. Eeew… Federline Cooties. Send…

  • Update from The Editing Room

    The Editing Room has updated its website with the abridged script from The Dukes of Hazzard. Jessica Simpson fans will be crushed to hear that she has completely been removed from the script, but has been replaced by her tits. Enjoy.

  • What’s On?

    More reader submissions. I love these. If you have a question, comment or just feel like shooting the breeze, send me an email at . I won’t post your name or email address. Hey Blue, I was just curious, what’s on for dinner tonight? I suck at cooking, but get tired of fast food every…

  • PSA: The Disconnect Between Science and Life

    In the formative years of our schooling, our teachers labored in vain, striving to teach the rules of life through the means of math and science. And as children, we didn’t understand. Instead, we mocked them and ridiculed them and didn’t do our homework. We repeatedly asked the question that would come back to haunt…

  • PSA: Donating to Charities

    In the wake of recent tragedies, not just Hurricane Katrina but also from catastrophes and tragedies that have been happening around the world, we are moved to help in some way. Charities are practically tripping over themselves to get onto every news channel possible so they can tell millions of Americans how they can contribute…

  • Paying Penance with Randomness

    I usually have a bit of time at work to do some websurfing, and of course I have my usual list of sites that I check daily. Oh hell, let’s not beat around the bush – I have a TON of time to websurf and write for the site. About a year ago when I…

  • I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing

    If you haven’t heard it on the news or seen anyone wandering around without pants, today is National Underwear Day. Arise, pantless masses! Come forth in your boxers, your tightie whities or your thongs! It makes me yearn for the days of Underoos! Everyone I knew had a different kind and they were cool because…