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LOL President Thread

by blue midget

For those of you who don’t read fark.com, check out the LOL Presidents thread.

The Editing Room: 300

by blue midget

The Editing Room is back from a long hiatus with an abridged script of 300!

Thought for the day

by blue midget

Today’s thought: Some people are like slinkies. They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

The Editing Room: Deja Vu

by blue midget

New abridged script from The Editing Room:  Deja Vu

Truth be told, I’ve never heard of this movie, and after reading the abridged script, I’m glad for that.

Goat Genital Painter Charged

by blue midget

A man who was caught spray painting three goats’ genitals orange has been charged…  uh…

Math Dunces!

by blue midget

England’s Math Dunces Baffled by Christmas Sale Offers!  “About 14.9 million adults in England do not have the maths skills expected of an 11-year old and may have problems working out even basic deals like “20 percent off” or “buy one, get the second half-price”, the Department of Education and Skills said.”  WTF!

Top 10 Stories From National Geographic

by blue midget

National Geographic has compiled their top ten news stories from 2006.

Pastrami and Cheesecake Diet

by blue midget

Idiot goes on Atkins Diet, doesn’t know what a diet is for — restricts his eating to mainly pastrami and cheesecake. Tries to sue after his cholesterol shoots up to 246 and must undergo angioplasty surgery. You are what you eat.

The Abridged Script: The Holiday

by blue midget

The Abridged Script released a very short adaptation of “The Holiday.”

The Editing Room: Casino Royale

by blue midget

New from The Editing Room: Casino Royale!  With a Leeroy Jenkins moment:  “You’re no match for my mathematical genius, Daniel. Your chance of beating me on this hand is only 32.33, repeating of course.