My Wife Knows Computers

When I need a new computer, I rely on my wife. She's the expert.

wife: what about from Falcon?

wife: I'm totally going to check their site and price out a spectacular computer for you

wife: you'll be totally amazed at my computer prowess

wife: MACH 5!

wife: the best of the best

wife: and it involves silicon

wife: which is like big boobies

wife: so obviously this is the one you want to get

wife: and I'm going to configure it for you as well

wife: I clicked on the "Bragging Rights" computer

wife: which costs slightly less than your car did.

wife: ok how about the middle one?

wife: it's like $5k

wife: that's chump change!

wife: i selected the chassis with teh FLAMES

wife: what's a computer chassis?

wife: I don't know

wife: but this one has FLAMES

wife: and I selected a FREE TSHIRT

wife: you can order a usb flash drive with it too

wife: comes with the package

wife: and WESTERN DIGITAL RAPTOR

wife: because raptor sounds badass

wife: I don't know why in the hell you don't let me order the computer shit.

wife: I totally know what to do.

wife: I also ordered you 5 raids

wife: because you love raiding and not leveling.

wife: in all of your games

me: only 5 games.

me: in the 6th game I'll have to level

wife: oh shit

wife: but they don't have a selection for 6 raids

wife: so you will have to give up your slot to a noob.

me: what else did you get me?

wife: I got an nVidia nForce 680I - SLI

wife: because Crossfire is bad

wife: you don't want to get caught in that.

wife: the creative labs X-Fi Fata1ity

wife: because Fata1ty is the name of that Halo dude who quit school at an early age and will end up stupid and without a girlfriend in 10 years

wife: but he's leet right now

wife: so that must mean you would be a leet gamer if you had that

wife: like Fata1ty

wife: the halo dood.

me: I can't wait to own my masterpiece!

wife: oh also

wife: you are getting a silverstone 850watt Zeuss

wife: Zeus!

wife: anything less is wimpy and doesn't sleep around nearly as much.

wife: also, you will be getting the 4GB corsair dominator DOMINATO

wife: just so you can say you have dominato.

wife: it sounds foreign.

wife: and cool.

wife: I would have totally pimped out your computer if you had let me order it.