Haiku Battle!
by blue midget
HAIKU BATTLE! We are reinstituting haikus! Battle it out in the comment section! Show us your lyrical stylings. Topic: Operation Removes Lightbulb From Anus
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Halffull.org 
relax for your life!
desparate tranquility
lightbulb from anus
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Sweet nursery rhyme
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
But not up my butt
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IT Contractor
Management material
Light before his eyes
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Illumination
From behind; pinhole of light.
Touched the power line
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Lonely in prison.
Some lightbulb hanky-panky?
No one will notice…
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One copay: ten bucks
Remove light bulb: private shame
Reuters hears: priceless
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Ouch ouchy ouch ow
Ow ow bumpy ouch ouch ow
Car ride to the doc
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Oh cruel twist of fate
Abide by regulations
The guard said lights out
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Missing prisoner
We all play our parts to help
I played the flashlight
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I tried to think of something terribly clever to post here, but when I read the article, this was all I could come up with:
Hee hee hee hee hee;
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee;
Hee hee hee hee hee.
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wait wait i got one
how many cons does it take
to change my ass bulb
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Richard Gere’s gerbil
is afraid of the dark, here
is one solution
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