Why are Asians attractive? Or: My most racist rant ever.
by hulk
Most of what I say that’s offensive is for shock value. Well… most of the stuff that’s just offensive for offensiveness’s sake. I stand by my rant “The Victim Game.” But the stuff about ethnicities and um… hell, let’s just say I enjoy shock humor and leave it at that. I make generalities about groups that aren’t mine and then disparage those groups based on those generalities. I don’t honestly have anything against them. Lying is fun! Ok, I try not to have anything against them. I do not explicitly judge people based on their ethnicity. That being said, I am nowhere near naive enough to walk down Main Street at 1 AM.
I have this racial intolerance, though, that I can’t even begin to understand. I notice it when I’m out in public. My blood pressure rises whenever I see a certain type of couple. I mean, I understand some racial/ethnic intolerances. By “understand”, I mean I understand why it happens, not that I condone it or agree with its basis. I understand why rednecks think the Jews are behind everything. Or why the Muslims think the Jews are behind everything. Or why the Europeans… damn. Does anyone like the Jews? I mean, come on people, don’t we have respect for a group of people who can hold their own, politically and militarily, against a world that absolutely hates them? Maybe the Canuckistanis (Canadians) like the Jews. I can only hope, ’cause I kinda feel bad for them. They’re so cute, with their big noses, and piles of mon… ahem. Seriously, I have enormous respect for Israel and the fact that it can kick some serious dictatorial ass and still have the guts to say, hey, maybe the Palestinians can have some land too. It takes strength to cede land to a group that bombs your buses and wants every last one of you dead.
Back to my point. I don’t understand why I get pissed off every time I see an Asian woman and a white guy. It’s usually the same type of white guy, too, a nerdy, artsy looking guy with glasses, and sometimes that stupid semi-long hair look with the waves, trying to look like Heath Jackass. Sorry. I don’t know why this irks me so. I guess it has to do with the fact that I don’t get why Asian woman are attractive. Ok, let me back up. I don’t get why Asian woman are specifically attractive just because they’re Asian. There are lots of attractive Asian women out there. Damnit. How does one get their foot out of their mouths on racial issues? I guess you just don’t. I guess I’ll just ask everyone not to playa-hate. Can I say that yet? See, Kanye West put a moratorium on white people saying black phrases. I’m not kidding. He suggested a one year waiting period.
I’ve never even had a bad experience with an Asian woman, at least not… nevermind. There’s no reason to single out a certain racial group. I’m just saying that certain groups tend to be hated more than others. I mean, Koreans hate the Japanese, for example. I can understand why. I mean, if a group invades your country and tells you to stop speaking your jibber-jabber language… Native who? What? There’s still some left? Well, no wonder they’re pissed. Sure, let ’em collect gambling money. Give ’em some tax free cigarette stands. Ahem. I really need to direct my thoughts.
I had an Asian woman as a boss once. She was awesome. She was attractive too, but that’s because I have this thing for older chicks. She was probably in her mid-thirties, though it’s hard to tell because Asian women don’t age. Ever. But yeah, I’ve always had a thing for older women. Like when I was five and I would gaze at that cute fifth-grader on the bus. Or when I was nine and I had the hots for Ms. Dana, my fourth-grade teacher. Or when I was in sixth grade and liked Ms… I don’t remember her name, but she had that hot librarian look going on with the glasses. Then Ms. Brennan in high school. I did poorly in the class because I would spend the day imagining her demanding that I stay after class to do some “biology” experiments. Wow, I really should just shut up before my trial. Please, Mr. FBI man, notice that in the part about the fifth grader that I was five. I was five, I was five, I was five, I was five. I think that makes it ok.
By the way, WTF is with the FBI task force on decency? Have you heard about this? And the Attorney General’s office asking Google for the search records for porn? This can’t be right. I guess it was inevitable. In a society that believes that safety lies with regulation, it was only a matter of time before the government started trying to ruin the internet. I’m sorry, I’m discussing two different things. The Google search records issue is separate from the task force for decency. It’s a couple FBI agents being gathered to go after websites with “indecent” material, “indecent” being defined, quite literally, by “community standards”. I’m not kidding, that’s current law regarding how to determine “decency”. Don’t get the wrong impression either, I read somewhere that FBI agents were pissed that resources were being taken away from important things to form this stupid decency task force. I’m not going to be an idiot and blow this up, I seriously doubt this will turn into much of anything, but it’s still annoying that the government thinks it can determine decency.
How about all those websites that talk about how to be a good Christian woman and love it when your husband rapes you? I’m not kidding, this shit exists, and it’s quite prevalent. Is that decent? I mean, which is worse, born-again Christians and the whole state of Iowa or a woman sucking off a horse? A horse I can avoid. I can choose whether or not to do anything with it. But those born-agains scare me. Notice how I’ll probably not get criticized for being scared of born-agains. Replace that word with… no, I am not dumb enough to actually write the word. But you can imagine it. But replace that word and see what would happen to me. Actually, I’d probably get elected to Congress, like Senator Byrd of West Virginia. Former KKK member. I’m not kidding. And yet that asshole gets off scot-free with racial stuff. Go figure.
What was I talking about? Asian women. Right. Ok, so the thing with them not aging is where I don’t like the whole idolization of the Asian chick. See, I can’t disengage it with a disturbing desire for young women. It’s one thing for an old geezer at the mall to say “Holy Crap!” when he sees a gaggle of high school girls wearing next to nothing. They’re usually wearing next to nothing, and I’m sorry, but it’s simply biological to be aroused by developed girls, even if they’re not quite 18, wearing next to nothing. The proper response is to look away. I’m quite serious. It’s one thing to be aroused by the things that, animalistically, you’re going to be aroused by. It’s another to seek out that arousal by going to the high school soccer game. I can’t bitch enough about “The Limited Too”. When I was younger I could let my eyes roam at the mall and not feel bad. Now I’m a little older, and if I see a ridiculously short skirt, 9 times out of 10 my eyes will jump that way and then I’ll want to gouge my eyes out because that is not 18! Seriously! What parents think it’s a good idea to let their kids dress like this? These freaking kids are wearing nothing! It’s just wrong!
Hence the Asian chick. I really think nerds and gamers love Asian girls because they’re so young-looking. And that’s what bugs me. It’s wrong.
And so is spaghetti breakfast.
I know I’m gonna wish I never posted this.
[…] Because what was written was just that good. And just that bad. […]
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Hmmm. I read this and as a Haafu” who is more asian, i have to say this; I have nothing against people who are of Jewish descent, and It sounds like you think people like me don’t deserve to be loved. However, I am sick of being the “free” counselor for men with questions about Asian women. My feelings as a U.S. born citizen are crushed. And, those geeky guys might have the patience required to ‘understand” someone who has a different cultural upbringing.
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I owe you an apology, Oke_ne. Apparently you have taken me seriously, which is something I never intended. I advise you to be very careful about taking me seriously. It’s generally a bad idea.
More to the point, despite the title of my post, my problem is with the geeky guys. As I said above, “I donβt get why Asian woman are specifically attractive just because theyβre Asian.”
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And i have read this as a half asian who barely looks asian I want to say..Races are mixing everywhere these days in 200 years we wont have to read racist rants anymore.
I agree taking you serious is a bad idea cause ur just talking a bunch of bullshit.
It gets me upset the way you talk about jewish people and their..”big noses’ and mon..what golian features??.
I grew up in the country that killed thousands of jews..the new generation is so god damn ashamed about what happened in the past. Patriotic? Not here! And then you bring up shit like that??Your problem with asian women is so weird i dont even know how to comment that.About the certain types of couples.Im doing my best to do what you hate- my kids will be so mixed they wont know what the hell they are.
And have you ever thought about that people have been mixing and moving all over the globe since the existance of HUMAN RACE.There goes your race philosophy–and now fuck off.
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Emichiee, I too hope your children are mixed. I also hope they can read.
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Though to be fair, I’ll retract that and just chalk it up to poor translation across the internet.
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I have been speaking english for two years. And know 4 different languages..So what about you.No matter if you choose a well educated language–its still cr*** out of your mouth.
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That’s awesome that you can speak four languages. I’m going to be civil and bring this back to my main topic. Why did you misinterpret this rant as being anti-racial mixing?
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Maybe you got im part asian and I will be ‘mixing’ the asian blood with my husbands.
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i heard that this was supposed to be amazingly offensive. but. um, I wasn’t quite as offended by that as I hoped to be, just really lame. Hm, you’re a stupid whitie, aren’t you– you write like one.
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Well I think part of the problem is that you put “Why are asian girls attractive” and then you reasoned why they’re not. I know people have their preferences, everyone’s not attracted to the same thing (except maybe whatever is on the cover of Vanity fair magazine but thats another post) and there are beauties from every race so it’s really about preferences not race, but asian girls LOOK ASIAN, how can you classify them as something non-asian. They are who they are, and now you make it sound negative.
And yeah there is a stereotype about asian girls, I hate that too, I would rather not be called asian and be called something more specific because to me, “asian” is just a big lump sum of stereotypes of the eastern world. Almost ignorance, the word asian does not do justice to the thousands of cultural differences that mark the identities of different asians, even within their own countries.
I’m definitely not angry about your post, just commenting π Oh and my guy isn’t (yeah he’s white don’t be mad) a geek, the previous was into his moto stuff, but anyways, there’s more to an asian chick than just asian believe me. I guess this is where I’m coming from, the fact that “asians chicks” are just plain asian? just thats it? the look, the demeanor, that whole package, which happens to be just external, is I hope, less of a definition of what an asian chick is to most people. “Asian chick” IS stereotypical.
I still think it’s objectifying women to an extent because do you hate anything about asian culture? Or not really hate how about dislike, or even slightly not care for.
Either way still sounds racist and maybe even a little sexist, glad you clarified it at the beginning, because it just sounds like there is something less valuable about them that doesn’t measure up to the white guy she’s with.
Would you rather trade the said asian chick with a —-insert other race here—- chick, for less of an eyesore?
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I read this, and I found it very hard to follow. If you are going to rant whatever is on your mind, the least you could do, is get to the bloody point! I have no idea what you are going on about and it sounds like your envious of Asian girls. The main reason why a lot of men find Asian girls attractive, is because a lot of them are not bitches, they talk to you, they are pleasant.
How you act towards people has a lot to do with your sex appeal.
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I don’t think that’s entirely true, but I definitely think that in porn and things, the attraction for Asian girls is an attraction to girls who look young – big eyes, smooth skin, round faces, round lips, etc.
I don’t think that the geeky guys you see liking Asian girls are attracted to them because they look young, though. I think it’s an attraction to the cultural behavior of Asians. Let’s generalize a bit: geeks are shit at confrontation, Asian girls are non-confrontational. Match made in heaven! Plus, they’re cute.
We have had a joke about my brother (my family’s mixed race – black and loooots of white; my brother has this odd little fro going on) liking Chinese girls. He always has, long as I can remember. I think it’s a mix of liking the cuter features and of liking the culture and the cultural attitudes. He’s dated plenty of white girls. (This isn’t a mixed area, and he’s 16, so it’s not like he’s met a lot of others.) I don’t think it’s a fetishization of Asians or of youthful looks if you just have a bit of preference in that direction.
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I just think the most ridiculous thing about this is how you classified every single type of person. Not all rednecks and Europeans and Muslims hate Jews. Not all Jews have big noses. I’m Jewish (heritage, not religion) and my nose is actually kinda small. And it’s not really a good thing to condone Koreans hating Japanese. Not ALL of them are involved. I get what you’re trying to say, though. I really do. But maybe you should just try to stop categorizing people so much.
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I am an asian chick. And I happen to be a smoking hot one. But there are MANY ugly asian chicks out there – I don’t understand why white guys don’t see it.
To me, I HATE dorky/nerdy/ gamer/ computer geeky white men. And I agree with the writer that the majority of white men, who are with asian girls, belong to the above category. As an asian girl who married a white guy – a hot one that many white/brown/black/red/yellow girls dream of, I think asian girls need to be more choosy.
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Wow, you are not smart enough to even create a proper rant. DO you even know what a rant is? I know your intention is not to take things serious, so what the hell are you doing? Trying to let out some anger because you’re jealous of guys who can date asian girls?
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Seeing as almost everyone on this post is taking it WAY off the original point, I will do the same.
1)Emichiee, If you have the time can you please re-read this post and point out the section that says ‘Hulk’ doesn’t like racial mixing? I think he meant he doesn’t like the nerdy guys going for the girls that look young, as it verges on paedophilia. You don’t have to read ‘Racist rants’ today, do ya see that little arrow pointing left at the top left of your screen? Yeah, click it. Can you also point out the logic on telling him to fuck off, when it is you who has wandered onto this page and decided to comment, that seems a bit like telling the dentist to get out of HIS OWN clinic. Er, I’m not saying your lying about speaking four languages, but could you list them for us? Because, over the internet, I can fly and jump a thousand feet in the air… Also in comment 9. Did you say husbands, as in plural? No comment…
2) lalalaaaa, at comment 14. I kinda thought he said he DIDN’T condone any of it? Ah well, maybe you typo’d and missed half a fucking sentence!?
3) Not trying to be overly offensive here, but maybe you could just pull your head out of your arse and type that without praising yourself and your ability to get a guy so much that it becomes sickly.
4) hdhv, at comment 16, my second favourite, after ‘Emichiee’ of course. Do you understand the point of a rant?
Lets go a little Wiki on your stuck up arse; Rants on the internet are popular, notably on websites such as Deviantart and YouTube. The rants usually intend to be meaningful, but often result in nonsensical tirades heavily reliant on profanity. Most rants are often centered around various topics, including racism, the media, politics, fandoms, and various companies (such as Warner Music Group and Viacom) for muting or deleting certain YouTube videos. Ranters may go under a username on certain websites, or appear as anonymous to prevent negative reception from others. Hmm, I don’t know about you, but If I went through that rant all the way up top of this page, I think I’d be O’ so surprised, to find that this is, in fact, a rant! Who knew!?
Hmm, I name this comment Mini-Rant, and he shall grow tall.
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chinese girls r cuter than jap girls! lol im japanese! buit i livde in hong kong china! Nice girls XD
but the thing is…every race is cute! :3
but i DO NOT like mean girls and boys π¦ whoever is mean is ugly
i love china and japan :3
soo, KAMPAI to china and japan :3
(it means cheers)
mochi-ron, if u white guys wanna date asian girls! theres a lot of them out there! But the thing is…i dont wear make up! but i get flocked over! :3..well..Anyways…asians r just btchy..( oops! sry if i said a mean word!>.<” but some have too much make up on to make them look cute!
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(^^) < Bye! CHU!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh! yeh! 8D i just got my new spring school uniform today!!!!
it looks so kawaii on me π >w< Mwehehehe! β€
peace out adorable asians!!(like me!)
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Ermm… Atashi Wa Miyuki, I do not doubt the fact that you are Japanese, but to this day I have never met anyone in Japan who is Okay with the term ‘Jap’. It’s always taught to young Japanese people as a bad, anti-Japanese word, why would you talk about yourself that way…? And also, I have met many Japanese with very good English, but never good enough to grasp internet slang in this language. And why would you say “alot of ‘them’ out there” if you are one of them, surely it would be more natural to say “there are alot of ‘us’ out there” That way it also fits in with the group thing I’ve noticed Japanese people tend to use; We did this, Let’s do this…
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You sound bitter and jealous LOL.
Im a fucking gorgeous asian chick I have to say and I agree with the other asian chick here! Pisses the fuck outta me when you see submissive looking job asians going around hanging off the arms of fucking ugly nerdy white guy types like cute little doll accessories. It just reinforces those fucked up ignorant american media induced stereotypes that degrade the people in these relationships SO MUCH.
Im a stunning asian chick whos been asked out by heaps of white/black/other race guys before. And my bf is real hot- has had a few white gfs- could get them easily- he is smart but isnt an ugly loser nerdy type at all! I wouldnt date one of those types! And you can probably tell by my post Im no fucking submissive little china doll LOL (though then i could probably sink into the whole feisty dangerous dominant asian hottie stereotype- SIGH!) People always give me and my BF doubletakes as we walk around hahaha I always smirk and wonder what dumb little stereotypes just got smashed in their minds- they probably get headaches just from the confusion of having to comprehend the fact that here is a non submissive, assertive, hot ina sexy not cute way asian chick with a hot, non loser nerd type bf- going against the stereotypes! Like WOWWW WHAT IS THIS?? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! … Hah. It makes walking around a lot of fun. Rant over! Enjoy life now to whoever took the time to read this haha π
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The asian chicks here are fucking narcissistic.
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Asian Chick
no hot girl would be wasting their time on this site. don’t brag on the internet, you just sound retarded. nobody cares that you think you are hot.
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RTFA- READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE.
He doesn’t say anything offensive about Jewish people or Asians. His joke was about how he admires the Jewish people for being able to succeed in a world that seemingly despises them and their perceived affluence.
With regards to his rant about Asians, he doesn’t say that he dislikes Asians in any way. What he dislikes is that Asian women typically date weird douche bag- white guys. Granted his article should have been called why are Asian women attracted to ugly whit guys but that’s neither here nor there.
I am Mexican-American and also speak 4 languages but I wouldn’t go to a forum in another language, where there is a possibility that I might misinterpret something, and start insulting the author with baseless claims.
Finally, Racism is stupid if you understand history. People have been migrating, nations have been conquered, and blood lines have been mixing since the beginning of time.
One love.
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Ok. I am a Filipina (Asian). I have only one thing to say about this rant:
Why don’t we all just learn to let love take over us; so what if we find ourselves attracted to “whites” or “blacks” or “browns”?! Love is natural – stop questioning it. So what if there’s a white guy and an Asian girl?! Just like a black guy and a white girl?! Or a brown guy and a white girl?! ( and the list goes on… ) So long as they love each other, I’d don’t see a damn problem about it.
Asian Chick – you seriously need to get your head out of your ass. I don’t care if you have a white or black BF, nor if you think your hot… Because it sounds to me that it’s fun “walking around” because you’re using your hot white BF” as an accessory.
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wow, you’re a REALLY bad writer. I wonder if you even went to school, this is so bad. You don’t present any clear reasons and retract everything you say. Then, you go off an a tangent which no one even cares for. This writing is just sad.
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I read the comments and the story, here is what I think:
1. I got lost in some the story
2. @Asian Chic, I admire your confidence, but there is no reason to go overboard and conceded!
3. I am a 18 year old Chinese chic and bi but I don’t say that “I’m smoking hot” and that there are many asian chicks that are ugly, that some guys don’t see that (that’s really low)
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Okay Asian chick, are you freaking out of your mind or something?? When you say things like “I’m a HOT Asian girl,” you sound as if there are no other hot Asians out there. As if you are a gem in a pool of rocks. And quit flaunting your white husband/boyfriend whatever he is to you. Sounds like you are using him to elevate your status. When people like you try to put yourselves down by constantly emphasizing the fact that you’re dating a white guy, it makes people believe all Asian girls are like that.
Second, I didn’t understand this post. It wasn’t clear, but the poster has good control over grammar.
Third, I’m Asian and I think the whole white/Asian couple thing is overrated. I go to a school with Asians and whites, and many Asians desperately want to date whites and won’t even give Asians a second glance! It’s quite sad.
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Uh… Probably commenting to late by now lol, but erm… You girls can be confident, but overconfidence is just cocky; plus why are you guys bringing your boyfriends or husbands into this… Also, people finding this offensive… I don’t think you should xD I think this was actually pretty funny, however that is just how I think ^^ If I come off as stupid I sincerely apologize for being a person who doesn’t care >.<
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I am an Asian reading this, and reading the comments, and it seems many of the Asian commenters have gotten the wrong idea. He’s saying how he hates for men to like Asians just BECAUSE their Asian. I also hate this, it’s dehumanizing. I’m beautiful because I’m beautiful, not because I’m Asian. Also, from a western male standpoint looking for specifically Asians is kind of a fetish, is it not. I get so annoyed whenever someone says “All/most Asians are so beautiful”. Well gee thanks I’m glad you think we all look like alien clones, you ass. Rant over, go OP!
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