Year: 2006

  • Resume thesaurus usage…

    Rather than use “responsible” twice in my resume, the wife suggested I check a thesaurus. Therefore, I exercise my dictatorial will over several production systems.

  • Goat Genital Painter Charged

    A man who was caught spray painting three goats’ genitals orange has been charged…  uh…

  • My Wife Knows Computers

    When I need a new computer, I rely on my wife. She’s the expert. wife: what about from Falcon? wife: I’m totally going to check their site and price out a spectacular computer for you wife: you’ll be totally amazed at my computer prowess wife: MACH 5! wife: the best of the best wife: and […]

  • Math Dunces!

    England’s Math Dunces Baffled by Christmas Sale Offers!  “About 14.9 million adults in England do not have the maths skills expected of an 11-year old and may have problems working out even basic deals like “20 percent off” or “buy one, get the second half-price”, the Department of Education and Skills said.”  WTF!

  • Oh the beemanity

    Oh the beemanity!

  • Happy Holidays

    Merry Christmas to you, dear reader. Halffull has had a tough month, with family illness, personal injury, stress at work, etc. Nevertheless, this is a time to be with your family, forget your troubles, and enjoy the spirit of it all. I wish you all the best.

  • Top 10 Stories From National Geographic

    National Geographic has compiled their top ten news stories from 2006.

  • Pastrami and Cheesecake Diet

    Idiot goes on Atkins Diet, doesn’t know what a diet is for — restricts his eating to mainly pastrami and cheesecake. Tries to sue after his cholesterol shoots up to 246 and must undergo angioplasty surgery. You are what you eat.

  • The Abridged Script: The Holiday

    The Abridged Script released a very short adaptation of “The Holiday.”