Year: 2006
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Resume thesaurus usage…
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Rather than use “responsible” twice in my resume, the wife suggested I check a thesaurus. Therefore, I exercise my dictatorial will over several production systems.
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Goat Genital Painter Charged
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A man who was caught spray painting three goats’ genitals orange has been charged… uh…
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My Wife Knows Computers
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When I need a new computer, I rely on my wife. She’s the expert. wife: what about from Falcon? wife: I’m totally going to check their site and price out a spectacular computer for you wife: you’ll be totally amazed at my computer prowess wife: MACH 5! wife: the best of the best wife: and […]
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Math Dunces!
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England’s Math Dunces Baffled by Christmas Sale Offers! “About 14.9 million adults in England do not have the maths skills expected of an 11-year old and may have problems working out even basic deals like “20 percent off” or “buy one, get the second half-price”, the Department of Education and Skills said.” WTF!
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Oh the beemanity
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Oh the beemanity!
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Happy Holidays
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Merry Christmas to you, dear reader. Halffull has had a tough month, with family illness, personal injury, stress at work, etc. Nevertheless, this is a time to be with your family, forget your troubles, and enjoy the spirit of it all. I wish you all the best.
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Top 10 Stories From National Geographic
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National Geographic has compiled their top ten news stories from 2006.
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Pastrami and Cheesecake Diet
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Idiot goes on Atkins Diet, doesn’t know what a diet is for — restricts his eating to mainly pastrami and cheesecake. Tries to sue after his cholesterol shoots up to 246 and must undergo angioplasty surgery. You are what you eat.
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The Abridged Script: The Holiday
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The Abridged Script released a very short adaptation of “The Holiday.”
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