Federline’s Album Leaks Onto the Internet

by blue midget

Before Kevin Federline and Britney Spears were married, sources were reporting that Federline was in the works of making his own clothes line (Britney claims that he “has great style”, which is true if you consider “great style” to be the high fashion of K-Mart Blue Light Specials), his own rap CD (wtf?) and, more recently, opening a dance studio with Michael Jackson’s father (I won’t even go there).

We were hoping none of these were really true but earlier this week, sources were reporting that Federline was working on a CD which he brought home and played for Britney, who allegedly laughed upon hearing it and said he would sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand copies’ if he was lucky.

Well, apparently his rap album that he’s recording with producer Disco D. (whoever the hell that is) has been leaked onto the internet. I haven’t been able to listen to it yet because I’m at work and because I’m afraid that I will implode upon hearing his voice, but if anyone actually listens to this, please, I am begging you, comment below and let us know how horrid this is. The song is apparently called “Y’all Ain’t Ready” — and you know, he’s got that right.