The News in Haiku
by blue midget
This week’s challenge: Write up a bit of news in haiku and post it below in the comments section. Haiku generally has three lines, the first and third line having five syllables, the second line having seven. The only real rule is that it has to include a news link in it, to show its newsworthiness.
Here are some examples:
Alito: New Choice
Democrat Armageddon!
O sloppy seconds…
Madonna is back
Here is a secret for you:
Enough, fake accent!
Stolen photos of
Britney and Cletus offspring
Quick to whore their child
Submit your news haikus in the comments section below! And don’t be a weenie about the comments section – I don’t bite.
Halffull.org 
Sprint, Nextel, music
More annoying than ringtones
Two fifty my ass
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Pluto has two moons
Big deal, so does my rear end
Figure out the Higgs
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Lesbian clergy
Revealed in morning; same day
was defrocked at home
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Stomach polygraph
Have several pounds of buffer
Won’t catch me, copper
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Star Wars DVD
You want to punish yourself?
Line up behind nerds
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Election violence,
air strikes, more soldiers dying…
…
“Sloppy seconds” – laugh
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omfg those are hilarious.
And that’s why I married him, folks. There’s plenty more where that came from.
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Halloween Box Hit
Saw II leads the movie pack
Too bad that it sucks.
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Bush Sr. says treason
Hulk says “No crime intended“!
Perjury’s OK!
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Jack Thompson crying
Stoked fire too hot, burns self
Penny Arcade laughs
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Nice one, Etanisla! PvP online has had some guest comics this week since they’ve been at BlizzCon, and today’s comic is based on that very subject: PvP Online
Ok, anyone who didn’t contribute to this sucks. That’s my official position, haha. I went to Google and clicked on today’s news to see what was going on and made some more for some of you slackers.
So fierce the wind, rain
Of Wilma’s awesome tempest
Al Roker go boom!
(With video downloading goodness to see the man in action. Or inaction, as it were…)
Indicted Delay
Democrats won’t go away!
Dismiss your judge now.
Sixth night of riots
Since two muslim boys were killed
Paris burns so fair
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DRM creepage
Sony opened more back doors
PC flu morphing
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School board says no God,
No intelligent design.
Who’s close-minded now?
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