Apocalypse Now: Supporting Evidence of the End Times
by blue midget
The Book of Revelation forewarns us of the coming events that will lead us to the end of the age – the end of time itself when Christ, the Son of God, returns to the earth like a thief in the night and all mankind will be judged. Recent events are indicative of Biblical prophecies, and many believe we are living in the fabled “last days”.
There is strong evidence to support these theories as world events continue to develop. Hurricanes, earthquakes, and wars – Christ himself warned his followers that these things would happen, but not to be afraid as it was all a sign of the end. And also, he said, pray for Israel. In the last days, the Bible warns us that all nations will turn against Israel. What an appropriate reminder we have currently, of Iran and Syria being so vocal about “wiping Israel off the map.”
Scoffers, be wary. Naysayers, take heed. For if these things were not enough to convince you, a new and merciless evil has arisen this week that will convince you that the world is indeed living out its final days:
Ashlee Simpson’s new album debuted at #1.
I ask you – no, I charge you with this: How in the hell did this talentless buffoon who looks like some sort of electrocuted albino goth who can neither sing nor dance make it to #1? The end is near. Oh yes. Deliver us, O Lord, from this tasteless and MTV-saturated generation.
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As long as there are 50 year old men who want to bend her over a desk, that album will sell. Sick but true.
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Let’s not forget who her sister is. Or was… she’s not doing so hot lately. That counts for a lot of bonus points – she can ride on the success of her somewhat talented sister and the management of their father. Doesn’t necessarily matter if she sings worse than a mob informant, she can sell records based on the fact that she’s mildly good looking (hulk’s comment) and has a successful sibling. Plus there’s the amusement factor.
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Yeah, and there’s fifty year old men who want to bend her sister over a desk. Which is weird considering Ashley’s pretty bland looking and Jessica has a horse-face. I find neither attractive.
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LOL you’re thoughs on Ashley Simpson really made me laugh..how true they are!!
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