Alone in the Void

by blue midget

My email has been strangely silent lately. Come on people, send me an email and give me something to write about — and don’t ask me to write about Britney Spears’ white trash child. My guess is that she had a C-section because she’s contracted some sort of weird sexual cootie. Eeew… Federline Cooties.

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