DEWEY WINS!

by redshift

Or: At least it wasn’t Fantasia.

Just like Clay outsold and outdid Ruben after season two, Bo shall outdo Carrie. Everyone had recognized his superiority for the full contest length. For reasons unknown, and somewhat fishy, he was a bit nervous Tuesday. Carrie still didn’t deserve to win – cookiecutters don’t make original music. Just like Fantasia was not like Macy Gray at all, cough…

At least Clive Davis knew what he was talking about, and offered Bo a record contract over a month ago.