Fantasia is Fanterrible

by redshift

Singing “Yeah yeah yeah yeah” ad infinitum does not a good singer make. Having a hoarse voice that sounds like a raspy goat dying does not a good singer make. Being an annoying, mindless bitch and playing to the crowd doesn’t either.

I’m not saying the competition is the best thing to hit music ever, either, but anything is better than this.

This puts to shame Ruben beating Clay. Fantasia, go count your blessings with Macy Gray, and pray that America never grows ears.