Atkins is for Suckers

by redshift

You know, for months now I’ve laughed at the Atkins diet, and laughed at anyone who tries it. You’re a gullible, incompetent bastard.

With that out of the way, look at this story that was just passed to me, which I found quite amusing.

The guy died weighing 258 pounds from a heart attack, congestive heart failure, and hypertension. What the hell did he think eating all that crap would get him, a shiny coat?

If you need to lose weight, I’ve recently learned that diet and exercise might work. Or you could take pills. Or a chainsaw. Any of the above are smarter than Atkins.