Kerry curses, repressed nation dies of shock

by hulk

John Kerry has officially resorted to cursing in order to win the democratic nomination. He said in an interview with Rolling Stone that when he voted for the Iraq War, he didn’t expect Bush to “fuck it up as bad as he did”. Rolling Stone of course put some dashes in there. And everyone is reacting like this is news. Frankly, I’d like more cursing from our presidential candidates. C’mon, they’re people too. What’s this “polite and civilized” bullshit? I wanna see Sharpton and Gephardt beat the shit out of each other while making cracks about each other’s mothers and the degree to which either’s mother is overweight.