Well, that’s that

by redshift

I suppose I know it had to happen. It’s almost sad, though, like finding out the easter bunny isn’t real, that storks are only the middlemen, or that Delta Burke won’t be doing another Designing Women reunion.

Yes, they’ve found the airspeed velocity of unladen African and European swallows.

[p.s. If you don’t know what this is about, you are hereby banned.]