It’s official. Spammers have officially given up – it no longer matters what they say, so long as you get an email to fill your inbox.

I checked my hotmail account that I only use to receive registration emails and such, so of course it’s filled with spam. I see this subject in an email:

“Stretch Her Penis Slide Apart xqgmnrb”

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Now I ask you… will it really mighty her penis, man?!

My real concern is whether you’re stretching her “penis slide” apart, or whether you can somehow stretch her penis, then slide apart. The latter is more probable, I have to suppose, because of the possibility of Transformer-like female penii. They transform from a penis slide into giant robot penis slides.

Maybe he just got himself too hot about female penis slides to finish his sentence.