Was this one for tobacco or sex…
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I suppose it was inevitable – they’ve thought of everything. The birth control patch is out.
I suppose it makes sense, it works for tobacco. What’s next, I wonder… a gum that cures sexual cravings? I’ll take orange flavor! Then what, sex lobbyists going before congress, a la tobacco senators? I swear, I didn’t know it would do THAT! Where’s my 28 billion? No sex in public places or restaurants. Please wear your patch responsibly.
Hell, why not put it on your forehead, proclaim your intentions for all to see.
“Hey, you’re quitting, that’s great!”
“Oh, no.. I’m just a whore. Thanks though.”
Halffull.org 
Christ almighty. Love how the ads portrayed women as dumb hos who just can’t remember to take a pill once a day…. On the other hand, effective birth control is LONG overdue. This probably isn’t it, but maybe it’s an effort in the right direction. The Pill causes tons of side effects, some of which are serious, and the rest of the options are even worse. Why is it that we can put astronauts in space, and we can do tons of research on Viagra so even old guys at 80 can get it up, but we can’t spend the time working on effective, safe birth control?
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Yeah we need less people in the world, not more. Frankly I think China was on the right track, but unfortunately native custom led to many more men in the country so now they’ve got incest and all sorts of other problems. I think every government in the world should start limiting the number of kids you can have, or maybe they can just issue parent licenses, though I’m wary of giving the government that sort of power. But really, 99% of the people in the world today should NOT reproduce. And then you have all those couples which wanna have kids and then either neglect them, give them guns, or divorce and leave the kid hopping from house to house. I’m not against divorce, I’m against children. All you goobers need to stop having so many fucking kids! I mean how is it that people who complain of starving in the third world pop out a bunch of little monsters? And here, where all these women and men complain about the lack of quality child care. Here’s the solution: Stop having children! So yeah, we need effective birth control, we need like some chip or something that’ll prevent pregnancy so we don’t have so many fucking goobers running around.
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Why do they always focus on one post at a time? Silly spammers.
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