Was this one for tobacco or sex…

by redshift

I suppose it was inevitable – they’ve thought of everything. The birth control patch is out.

I suppose it makes sense, it works for tobacco. What’s next, I wonder… a gum that cures sexual cravings? I’ll take orange flavor! Then what, sex lobbyists going before congress, a la tobacco senators? I swear, I didn’t know it would do THAT! Where’s my 28 billion? No sex in public places or restaurants. Please wear your patch responsibly.

Hell, why not put it on your forehead, proclaim your intentions for all to see.

“Hey, you’re quitting, that’s great!”
“Oh, no.. I’m just a whore. Thanks though.”