Brian Regan Sticks His Butt Out

How can one guy be so funny without using a single swear word? I’ll tell you how! High pitched mind control! I saw him at the Irvine improv this last Friday the 7th (January 5th for our friends from the future), and early on in his show his voice rose up at least 15 octaves. I don’t even remember what he was talking about at that point… something about a rocket ship… or a kitty… but we were no longer in control of our own minds. Ever wonder why you can never remember your favorite parts of comedy shows, or movies? Yeah, I’m onto you suckers.

Brainwashing aside, he’s one of the best comedians ever. Gives me hope for one day making a living off of my own stupidity. Meh, who am I kidding. But the openers were great. Apparently the guy who warms up the crowd before the actual opener is a new guy. He was really funny though, so I hope he stays around. See him at your earliest convenience. You’ll thank… someone later, I’m sure. Maybe not me, but that’s alright.

Sleep deprivation and redshift

Well. Finally remembering to look for a song I’ve been meaning to download, redshift decides to download it too… It deciding to quit on me most of the way through, I go to cdnow and discover I had the name wrong. Bored yet? Yeah me too. Wondering if redshift had the same version as me, i get this in reply:

redshift: mine goes ahhHHAHHHHHHHH sucked by lightning chicka boom chicha boom wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wishy wishy wishy wishy WAAAAAA bum da bum bum bum da bum bum WAAAAAAA boom wishy da da da da aahhhHHHHHh sucked by lightning

redshift: and the end is kinda waaAAAAAAAYayayayaeyeyeyeyeieieieieayayayyyy

redshift: you?

After giggling maniacally for a while, I sit back in blissful silence and listen with my headphones.

For all 6 of you who might be interested, what made me want the song to begin with was the first link in here.