HAIKU BATTLE! We are reinstituting haikus! Battle it out in the comment section! Show us your lyrical stylings. Topic: Operation Removes Lightbulb From Anus
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HAIKU BATTLE! We are reinstituting haikus! Battle it out in the comment section! Show us your lyrical stylings. Topic: Operation Removes Lightbulb From Anus
relax for your life! desparate tranquility lightbulb from anus
June 30th, 2006, at 1:39 pm #Sweet nursery rhyme Twinkle, twinkle, little star But not up my butt
June 30th, 2006, at 1:45 pm #IT Contractor Management material Light before his eyes
June 30th, 2006, at 1:52 pm #Illumination From behind; pinhole of light. Touched the power line
June 30th, 2006, at 1:57 pm #Lonely in prison. Some lightbulb hanky-panky? No one will notice…
June 30th, 2006, at 2:11 pm #One copay: ten bucks Remove light bulb: private shame Reuters hears: priceless
June 30th, 2006, at 2:14 pm #Ouch ouchy ouch ow Ow ow bumpy ouch ouch ow Car ride to the doc
June 30th, 2006, at 2:30 pm #Oh cruel twist of fate Abide by regulations The guard said lights out
June 30th, 2006, at 2:47 pm #Missing prisoner We all play our parts to help I played the flashlight
June 30th, 2006, at 2:53 pm #I tried to think of something terribly clever to post here, but when I read the article, this was all I could come up with:
Hee hee hee hee hee; Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee; Hee hee hee hee hee.
June 30th, 2006, at 3:42 pm #wait wait i got one how many cons does it take to change my ass bulb
June 30th, 2006, at 3:48 pm #Richard Gere’s gerbil is afraid of the dark, here is one solution
July 6th, 2006, at 4:28 pm #