Comments on: Good morning. Let’s fight!! http://halffull.org/2006/02/05/good-morning-lets-fight/ distributed humor Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:57:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Max http://halffull.org/2006/02/05/good-morning-lets-fight/#comment-935 Max Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:15:28 +0000 http://halffull.org/?p=300#comment-935 <p>http://www.wwujd.com/homepage_files/Valentines2.jpg</p> http://www.wwujd.com/homepage_files/Valentines2.jpg

]]> By: Max http://halffull.org/2006/02/05/good-morning-lets-fight/#comment-934 Max Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:15:01 +0000 http://halffull.org/?p=300#comment-934 <p>Also Wilford, i thought you would like to see a St Valentine's day card in honor of yourself.</p> Also Wilford, i thought you would like to see a St Valentine’s day card in honor of yourself.

]]> By: Max http://halffull.org/2006/02/05/good-morning-lets-fight/#comment-932 Max Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:57:33 +0000 http://halffull.org/?p=300#comment-932 <p>Hey, didn't you watch the Santa Claus 1 and 2. Or any of the Silent night Deadly night movies, 1 through 5. There is a Santa Claus, and sometimes he kills people for being naughty because he got too drunk at the company christmas party and somehow this made him go on a killing spree.</p> Hey, didn’t you watch the Santa Claus 1 and 2. Or any of the Silent night Deadly night movies, 1 through 5. There is a Santa Claus, and sometimes he kills people for being naughty because he got too drunk at the company christmas party and somehow this made him go on a killing spree.

]]> By: Hulk http://halffull.org/2006/02/05/good-morning-lets-fight/#comment-891 Hulk Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:41:23 +0000 http://halffull.org/?p=300#comment-891 <p>Just be careful with what's real and what's not...grays are real. And reptilians. Those bastards scare me, with their Swiss banks and um...Cocaine. Yeah. Cocaine. FOR NIBIRU!</p> Just be careful with what’s real and what’s not…grays are real. And reptilians. Those bastards scare me, with their Swiss banks and um…Cocaine. Yeah. Cocaine. FOR NIBIRU!

]]> By: Wilford_Brimley http://halffull.org/2006/02/05/good-morning-lets-fight/#comment-889 Wilford_Brimley Sun, 05 Feb 2006 18:36:56 +0000 http://halffull.org/?p=300#comment-889 <p>Don't get me wrong my man, I love the nerd-core, but not enough to buy a freaking sword and attack something. There is something seriously wrong with an individual willing to do that. There is a thing called reality and as much as some people don't want to hear it...DRAGONS, MAGIC, ELVES, FAIRIES, DOG PEOPLE, UNICORNS AND SANTA CLAUS ARE NOT REAL. That said, they are in fact fun to read about. They are also fun in a video game format. They are not fun in a "I am wearing a gauntlet that renders me immune to crossbow fire." If I shot said dweeb with a crossbow I am certain 2 of 3 things would happen:</p> <p>1 It would hurt a lot 2 There would a significant collection of blood AND 3 Death would possibly ensue</p> <p>If anyone LARP freak wants to bring his trusty steed and battle axe over to my house I will cast a level 7 Punch you in the face spell...then I will run you over with my car.</p> <p>Good night now.</p> Don’t get me wrong my man, I love the nerd-core, but not enough to buy a freaking sword and attack something. There is something seriously wrong with an individual willing to do that. There is a thing called reality and as much as some people don’t want to hear it…DRAGONS, MAGIC, ELVES, FAIRIES, DOG PEOPLE, UNICORNS AND SANTA CLAUS ARE NOT REAL. That said, they are in fact fun to read about. They are also fun in a video game format. They are not fun in a “I am wearing a gauntlet that renders me immune to crossbow fire.” If I shot said dweeb with a crossbow I am certain 2 of 3 things would happen:

1 It would hurt a lot 2 There would a significant collection of blood AND 3 Death would possibly ensue

If anyone LARP freak wants to bring his trusty steed and battle axe over to my house I will cast a level 7 Punch you in the face spell…then I will run you over with my car.

Good night now.

]]> By: Hulk http://halffull.org/2006/02/05/good-morning-lets-fight/#comment-888 Hulk Sun, 05 Feb 2006 17:19:01 +0000 http://halffull.org/?p=300#comment-888 <p>NO! NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? I swear if the gaming freaks show up, I will cast an um...whatever the hell it is that they cast. Actually I never really had much respect for spells and crap, let's face it, the coolest guy in LOTR was Legolas, as much as I hate his ass b/c every girl in the world loves him, and he didn't cast crap, and despite being an elf, he never muttered any elvish gibberish. Plus that Dungeons and Dragons movie totally sucked. To be fair I only watched it b/c I couldn't sleep and it was 1 AM and the food network doesn't play anything good at 1 AM so I turned to sci fi and got stuck watching something about a lich or something. Then a dragon killed some guy. I don't know why, maybe it was b/c the guy forgot to pay his bar tab. </p> <p>Regardless. I looked up this "LARP" thingy and now I'm scared of gamer geeks showing up here. Of course I've always been interested in getting enough people on here to test that theory that if a flame war goes on long enough you get a reference to hitler. By then it will have generated into such useful insights as "You're a dumbass" and "Your comments reveal your immaturity". I'm sure some psychologist is studying why message boards do something detrimental to most human beings, that we regress to middle school and we go back to when that one kid would push me and say "Hit me" and I'd just look at him and stare and he'd be like "Hit me" and I wasn't going to b/c I had no interest in the fights going on every day, except that one kid who got out a book of mom jokes and I felt the need to fight with him and I sucked mostly (hint: your mom's so fat that when a guy finishes having sex with her he ends up in canada" is not a clever "your mom" joke) but then got good about it.</p> <p>Wait, what? I forgot what I was saying. Good post though. Just please don't let the gamer geeks find us. They frighten me.</p> NO! NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? I swear if the gaming freaks show up, I will cast an um…whatever the hell it is that they cast. Actually I never really had much respect for spells and crap, let’s face it, the coolest guy in LOTR was Legolas, as much as I hate his ass b/c every girl in the world loves him, and he didn’t cast crap, and despite being an elf, he never muttered any elvish gibberish. Plus that Dungeons and Dragons movie totally sucked. To be fair I only watched it b/c I couldn’t sleep and it was 1 AM and the food network doesn’t play anything good at 1 AM so I turned to sci fi and got stuck watching something about a lich or something. Then a dragon killed some guy. I don’t know why, maybe it was b/c the guy forgot to pay his bar tab.

Regardless. I looked up this “LARP” thingy and now I’m scared of gamer geeks showing up here. Of course I’ve always been interested in getting enough people on here to test that theory that if a flame war goes on long enough you get a reference to hitler. By then it will have generated into such useful insights as “You’re a dumbass” and “Your comments reveal your immaturity”. I’m sure some psychologist is studying why message boards do something detrimental to most human beings, that we regress to middle school and we go back to when that one kid would push me and say “Hit me” and I’d just look at him and stare and he’d be like “Hit me” and I wasn’t going to b/c I had no interest in the fights going on every day, except that one kid who got out a book of mom jokes and I felt the need to fight with him and I sucked mostly (hint: your mom’s so fat that when a guy finishes having sex with her he ends up in canada” is not a clever “your mom” joke) but then got good about it.

Wait, what? I forgot what I was saying. Good post though. Just please don’t let the gamer geeks find us. They frighten me.

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