Comments on: This Week’s News Report Brought to You By Sarcasm

By: Blue Midget

Blue Midget — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 16:30:48 +0000

Hahaha! Well done.

By: Agent Zero

Agent Zero — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:55:17 +0000

I don’t remember.

By: Blue Midget

Blue Midget — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:39:39 +0000

"the Democrats are too dumb to try to use it themselves."

Did you just call yourself dumb?

By: Agent Zero

Agent Zero — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:34:46 +0000

“I find it quite ironic that when it comes to rapists and murderers, Democrats shy away from harsh punishment. On the other hand, when it comes to the GOP, they’re demanding blood.”

Conversely, isn’t it equally ironic that Republicans wanted Clinton’s nads on a stick for lying about an affair, but have no problem looking the other way when Libby commits an act of treason? I think Democrats are “furious that Libby’s defense has taken the ‘I don’t remember’ stance” because it always works for them, and the Democrats are too dumb to try to use it themselves.

By: Blue Midget

Blue Midget — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 19:38:10 +0000

Great predictions! You heard it here first, folks.

By: Tigerblade

Tigerblade — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:46:40 +0000

My predictions: Joey comes close to dying in his movie about Nazis and evil entities, but not as close to death as his movie will. Get it? Cause his movie’s gonna flop… yeah. I thought it was funny at first.

Chirac is gonna surrender. Or send in the French troops, meaning all of three guys with BB guns and cigarettes. They’ll get stomped by the mob. Then he’ll surrender. “Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?” “Cause Germans like to march in the shade.” Same goes for angry mobs. They like to burn and loot in… um… the shade.

Simpson (doesnt matter which one) is gonna be in rehab or therapy or who knows what for months. Then come out and BAM back on the charts with a single. Then a few months later, obscurity.

The pirates will be found burying their loot in a CIA secret prison.