This week’s challenge: Write up a bit of news in haiku and post it below in the comments section. Haiku generally has three lines, the first and third line having five syllables, the second line having seven. The only real rule is that it has to include a news link in it, to show its newsworthiness.
Here are some examples:
Alito: New Choice
Democrat Armageddon!
O sloppy seconds…
Madonna is back
Here is a secret for you:
Enough, fake accent!
Stolen photos of
Britney and Cletus offspring
Quick to whore their child
Submit your news haikus in the comments section below! And don’t be a weenie about the comments section - I don’t bite.
Sprint, Nextel, music More annoying than ringtones Two fifty my ass
Pluto has two moons Big deal, so does my rear end Figure out the Higgs
Lesbian clergy Revealed in morning; same day was defrocked at home
Stomach polygraph Have several pounds of buffer Won’t catch me, copper
Star Wars DVD You want to punish yourself? Line up behind nerds
Election violence, air strikes, more soldiers dying… … “Sloppy seconds” - laugh
November 1st, 2005, at 12:38 pm #omfg those are hilarious.
And that’s why I married him, folks. There’s plenty more where that came from.
November 1st, 2005, at 1:11 pm #Halloween Box Hit Saw II leads the movie pack Too bad that it sucks.
November 1st, 2005, at 4:00 pm #Bush Sr. says treason Hulk says “No crime intended“! Perjury’s OK!
November 1st, 2005, at 4:04 pm #Jack Thompson crying Stoked fire too hot, burns self Penny Arcade laughs
November 1st, 2005, at 8:34 pm #Nice one, Etanisla! PvP online has had some guest comics this week since they’ve been at BlizzCon, and today’s comic is based on that very subject: PvP Online
Ok, anyone who didn’t contribute to this sucks. That’s my official position, haha. I went to Google and clicked on today’s news to see what was going on and made some more for some of you slackers.
So fierce the wind, rain Of Wilma’s awesome tempest Al Roker go boom! (With video downloading goodness to see the man in action. Or inaction, as it were…)
Indicted Delay Democrats won’t go away! Dismiss your judge now.
Sixth night of riots Since two muslim boys were killed Paris burns so fair
November 2nd, 2005, at 11:05 am #DRM creepage Sony opened more back doors PC flu morphing
November 2nd, 2005, at 8:03 pm #School board says no God, No intelligent design. Who’s close-minded now?
November 9th, 2005, at 6:51 pm #