Ok, anyone who didn’t contribute to this sucks. That’s my official position, haha. I went to Google and clicked on today’s news to see what was going on and made some more for some of you slackers.

So fierce the wind, rain Of Wilma’s awesome tempest Al Roker go boom! (With video downloading goodness to see the man in action. Or inaction, as it were…)

Indicted Delay Democrats won’t go away! Dismiss your judge now.

Sixth night of riots Since two muslim boys were killed Paris burns so fair

And that’s why I married him, folks. There’s plenty more where that came from.

Pluto has two moons Big deal, so does my rear end Figure out the Higgs

Lesbian clergy Revealed in morning; same day was defrocked at home

Stomach polygraph Have several pounds of buffer Won’t catch me, copper

Star Wars DVD You want to punish yourself? Line up behind nerds

Election violence, air strikes, more soldiers dying… … “Sloppy seconds” - laugh