This week’s challenge: Write up a bit of news in haiku and post it below in the comments section. Haiku generally has three lines, the first and third line having five syllables, the second line having seven. The only real rule is that it has to include a news link in it, to show its newsworthiness.
Here are some examples:
Alito: New Choice
Democrat Armageddon!
O sloppy seconds…
Madonna is back
Here is a secret for you:
Enough, fake accent!
Stolen photos of
Britney and Cletus offspring
Quick to whore their child
Submit your news haikus in the comments section below! And don’t be a weenie about the comments section - I don’t bite.
Sprint, Nextel, music
More annoying than ringtones
Two fifty my ass
Pluto has two moons
Big deal, so does my rear end
Figure out the Higgs
Lesbian clergy
Revealed in morning; same day
was defrocked at home
Stomach polygraph
Have several pounds of buffer
Won’t catch me, copper
Star Wars DVD
You want to punish yourself?
Line up behind nerds
Election violence,
November 1st, 2005, at 12:38 pm #air strikes, more soldiers dying…
…
“Sloppy seconds” - laugh
omfg those are hilarious.
And that’s why I married him, folks. There’s plenty more where that came from.
November 1st, 2005, at 1:11 pm #Halloween Box Hit
November 1st, 2005, at 4:00 pm #Saw II leads the movie pack
Too bad that it sucks.
Bush Sr. says treason
November 1st, 2005, at 4:04 pm #Hulk says “No crime intended“!
Perjury’s OK!
Jack Thompson crying
November 1st, 2005, at 8:34 pm #Stoked fire too hot, burns self
Penny Arcade laughs
Nice one, Etanisla! PvP online has had some guest comics this week since they’ve been at BlizzCon, and today’s comic is based on that very subject: PvP Online
Ok, anyone who didn’t contribute to this sucks. That’s my official position, haha. I went to Google and clicked on today’s news to see what was going on and made some more for some of you slackers.
So fierce the wind, rain
Of Wilma’s awesome tempest
Al Roker go boom!
(With video downloading goodness to see the man in action. Or inaction, as it were…)
Indicted Delay
Democrats won’t go away!
Dismiss your judge now.
Sixth night of riots
November 2nd, 2005, at 11:05 am #Since two muslim boys were killed
Paris burns so fair
DRM creepage
November 2nd, 2005, at 8:03 pm #Sony opened more back doors
PC flu morphing
School board says no God,
November 9th, 2005, at 6:51 pm #No intelligent design.
Who’s close-minded now?