You know, for months now I’ve laughed at the Atkins diet, and laughed at anyone who tries it. You’re a gullible, incompetent bastard.
With that out of the way, look at this story that was just passed to me, which I found quite amusing.
The guy died weighing 258 pounds from a heart attack, congestive heart failure, and hypertension. What the hell did he think eating all that crap would get him, a shiny coat?
If you need to lose weight, I’ve recently learned that diet and exercise might work. Or you could take pills. Or a chainsaw. Any of the above are smarter than Atkins.

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This entry was posted by redshift on Tuesday, February 10th, 2004, at 7:41 pm, and was filed in General, Rants.
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