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I do recommend you try this at home.

What to do in a conversation with someone who doesn’t believe in retaliation to terrorist attacks:

1. When someone says military force is inappropriate ask “How come?”
2. Wait until he says “Because that would cause more innocent deaths and we should not cause more violence”
3. When he’s in mid-sentence punch him in the face as hard as you can.
4. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be contrary to his values to strike you and cause more violence.
5. Wait until he agrees.
6. Punch him again, harder this time.
7. Repeat steps 4-6 until he realizes that sometimes it’s necessary to fight back.

So I had an idea for a Halffull comic, titled “The Refurbisher.”

It’d be about a ninja-like person who’d break into peoples’ houses and refurbish things. Could be furniture, devices, anything. Sometimes he’d screw up.

“Renovation – whether you like it or not”

Am I insane or genius? I see a fine line in the distance.

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